Luking bak....

naw.... in case ur wndring im nawt going 2 ryt abt ol dat happend las yr @ d pathshala... ...... ... ... ... dass fursli bcuz i don wan dis blawg 2 reed lyk an obituary ..... ... ... ... ... bcuz as far as im cuncernd ... bosco livs on in me.... jus as d bacteria in my intestyns..or d k. streptococci sp. in my cranium.... ;) :> ............ and sekundli.... ... .... .... wadda hell ... hu needs remynding....

its hy tym i gawt sum of xpriences @ my tutes las yr down in blawgspace.... so i'll start [nd end] wid d wun i've bin askd 2 recount ol ovr agen most ofen .... einglish....

joind sumtym round augst klas 9.... aftr sleeping thru a few mnths at dantes... nd disrupting klasses wit elan @ wun niarbai "galaxy tutorial" ...hus klasrum space ws ample testimony 2 d fakt dat names cn b misleading...
basikali wun of d furst teechrs i axualli respektd [yeah ... u did reed dat ryt].... in spyte of ol dat follows below...

wl down do it... d dyud is a lamb wen unxcited.... and a wild boar wen rubbed on d rong syd...den he gains a singularli humorous habit of uzing wrds lyk "damn" and "bluddy" five tyms per sentence .... hilarious....

he's also wun of d wurld's most capabel conspiracy theorists.... famous 4 inund8ing purfektli simple short stories wid highli enlytnd stuff lyk dreamed-up krishchan kauncepts nd wacky biblikal allusions....

case in point wun>>>> DA THIEF ---- rustbin bond
.... peppered d stori wid FIVE allusions to krishchan kauncepts..... u'll need 2 hav red d stori 2 follo 4m here on.....

• furs tym d dyud nicked cash 4m protagonist guy..... >>crischen kauncept of temptashun !!??

• d dood hesit8s.... misses d train 2 devil-noes-were.... >>dyud has herd d voice of gawd within hym.... >> musta swallowd hys ipod i sae.....

• d dyud sleeps on a bench as a fyujitiv... gets drenched in d rain... feels sori 4 d gai huz cash he'd nickd... >> d rain clensed hym nd hys mynd !!??!! nd imbybd krishchan feelings of devil-noes-wat !!?? ritualistik purgation of d soul....cristian kauncept of baptizm !!??!!?
  

• d dood counts d money he's nicked ...den he sez... a gud haul.... >>gud haul is an allusion to fishing... dyud thynks he's cot protagonist guy.... but l8r v see dat axualli its d uder wae round... der4 reversal of roles.... tables r turned... protag catches d dyud n 4givs hym..... in dis wae protag guy cumpared 2 st.peter... d orginal fisherman....metaphor...

• d dyud felt bad abt nickin d cash.... returnd d booty... >>crischen kauncept of repentance....

Das awl abt da krischanitti.... now onto d uder metaforz....

• da initial wrestling match is symbolik of d kaunflikt.... .... da indecision.... da dilemma ... da saikolojikal tussle in d dyud's mynd.....>> sumbuddy tell hym he's nawt a thesaurus 4 gawd's sek...

• d saikolojikal tussle revolves around d queschn.... 2 steal or nawt 2 steel...

• d dood's resling match wid protag guy has 3 bouts.... furs da dyud cunvinces protag guy 2 mploy hym.... sekund d yud cunvinces protag guy 2 let hym stay in hys mploimnt.... howevr protag guy ultim8li emerges victorius in d thard round bai 4giving d thief dyud

• as protag guy is analogous 2 st. peter..... d harsh morning lyt in d morning aftr d dyud nickd d cash is symbolik of d halo around st.peter...!!??!!

dass awl in dis stori... as far as i can remmbr...
d teech inspyt of ol dis .... is a pretty cool guy.... n no matter wat my batchm8s thynk... i'm stil of d impression dat he had a ruddy gud idea how hilarious he wus mekin it ol...
b bak wid morr...
til den ....Njoi...