Da return of da tute brygade...

Dat tym of ze yr ol ovr agen... start o' term ... dyuds n dyudettes mekin evry poss lame effort ter mek an impact ... n messin up... having a helluva laff ovr it ol... xamples ?? dats nuder stori.. less kip it 4 l8r ...
deze daes da teecherz seem 2 b gibin da studens a helluva run 4 der manni wid der own stok of sydsplitterz... wat wid da hr-lawng introdukshuns encompassin evrything 4m [name of hys 1st grameen pathshala ] to ..........[ranking in evry standard 4m pathshal daez ryt up2 unibharsiti ... jas 2 "build up ur confidens" in hym @$##$] .......to ...................[how he kraked iit [wid a hammer wid a kwota or w/e sheta bole ni :<]] ......to ..............[ "i'm gud ... yeah i'm damn gud.... i'm verri damn gud ...oh yeah i'm gud n u gonna noe it soon......"] n various modificashuns of doze ....

d foll r sum of da hilarious comments herd in tutz around kol kraked bai les gurudevs demselves...
gess hu sed dem... in da comments ... lessee if ur da know abt waz hapning around town...

1>>> amar kachhe keu jeno wbjeer naam korbe na jeno...duniyar shob cheye lo standard entrance xam... tomader ekhon ja iq ache ta diyei tomra shobai top 50 r modhhe rank korte parbe... [no points 4 dis wun ... he can b onli wun dyud]

2>>> ami meyeder aar cheleder onno alada batchei porai... nahole tomader temon freely bokajhoka korte parbo na... [tok abt euphimisms .... dis wun tex da cake ..... shobai shob bhujhte parche saar .... jio!!]
[korun na bokaboki ... amader o vocab baarbe aar ki]

3>>> "RUBBISH!!! eta ekta answer holo??? " ek mohaan bekti onek koshte ekti onker answer peyechilo : ... ...+2(ab+ac+bc)+.... ... borde sheta korexun dekhalen : ... ... +2(ab+bc+ca) .... ... "ebar koto shundor dekhte lagche dekho.... ki bisri rokomer ekta answer dile ..." ...................................[da dyud is hyujli influenced bai sum einglis poet hu spake "Mathematics ...eet eez a theeng of beauty"....................kil da guy 4 hys bad verses i sae]

4>>> i yam naidar orenj juice nor grape juice nor kanjoos ... my wurk is 2 gib u evry thing i noe... [saar kono passwurd tasswurd aache aapnar??]

5>>> agar syllabus ke bahaar kuch nahi seekhoge to yahaan aane ki koi fayda nahin... u hab too thynk out of ur domain ... raise ur sights... thynk byg... dont let ur dreems b restrikted ... thynk out of ur sitti ... den out of ur kantri... den fynalli thynk out of da wurld.... [ ... jeez... :o ... i dint noe roket science ws in da syllabus did u]

6>>> wen i was smal i used to driam of buying a scooter... :) lyk bajaj ...hamara bajaj :> den i started thynking bigger... i wl hab famili w/ 2 children ... den i thot da scooter wil bcum crowded ...so i thot naw hamara bajaj khatara bajaj... my 1st vehicel wil b ac car ... nd in 2005 i bot ac car ... [dis wuz 45 mins in2 hys "introdukshun" ...sleeping pills?? newun ?? i don think it'll b necessari]

7>>> if i walk 4m sallec tank no. 9 to tank no. 13 newun hu seez me wl thynk dat i yam aam janta .... wen dey ask me hu i yam dey wl noe dat i yam nawt ordinary man.... [newun hu noes da distens 4m tank no. 9 to tank no. 13 wud hav dat impressun in da furs place]

enuff of fakt .... now onto fikshunn....

8>>> amar shorgiyo thakurdar pan card numbr er cube root ekta arithmetik progresson chilo jaano...........ekei bole bUT of mathematics...!

9>>> waaahaaa :( booohooo :( amake aaj professor shonku notun kichu shekhalo na aaj... ami iit pabo naaaa ....[4 da uninitiated shonku hapns 2 b a student of hys hu taut hym how 2 solve a hyuj problem on bhekters uzing plane geometri wid a singel self explanatory diagram... ne guesses?]

dats ol i cn thynk of jus yet .... if ye hav ne morr 2 down8 ... jus mail dem ... don wurry u vl get credit 4 it...

Njoi