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Saturday, April 28, 2007

D(amn)/dt

wodda hel!! i sae wodda hel!! i'd bin told erlier dat mosta my erlier kauncepts wud b chukd outa da window wunce i strtd klas 11.... dunno hu but sumbudy had bin kind enuff 2 grnat me da blessing of dat incunvinient truth...

scenario wun> > > middle skul teecherz tek a lawt of trubbel 2 get dis fact insyd da craniums of dere pseudo-intelli pupils ... "c hiar chyld... wen dere is a common factor x in numer8r n denomin8r den u cn kaaancell x .... so... xy/xz bcums y/z... c? c?"
enter d omniscient hi-skul teech hu olwez "begs 2 differ" ... i min wat??? i thot begging ws kwite poplr among d financially chalenjd... how duz dat mek u difer??? w/e!!!
hi-skul dyud is of d opinion dat dy/dx is NAWT =y/x ... kauntrery 2 da middle skul dyudette's opinion.... apparentli dass bcuz d stands 4 derivativ .... sez hu?? y cnt it stand 4 dasgupta or dondopat... or ded martian 4 dat m8r????... evr thot alawng dozz lyns?? naw??? das bad ... or izit d(as bad)/dt ???

scenario tooo> > > wokkay 4 d purpos of continuing dis akademik discussion les jus assume 4 da moment dat dx/dt duz stand 4 dervativ of x w/respekt2 t....... den d(gadha)/dt shud hab a real value??? ryt?? my fy6 teech as usual "begs 2 differ!@#!$???!!!" .... gadha is nawt a function of tym.... wokkay... so now t arbitatrarili stands 4 tym... y nawt tarafdar eh??? den gadha and tarafdar wud cancel... d/d... wunder how my fy6 teech wud handel dat?? but naww... d 4 derivativ ... t 4 tym... sheesh .. v shudda startd dis ryt in kindergarten... a 4 accelrashun... b 4 bhektor... c 4 c bhektor ... d 4 deribhatib ... e 4 enerji... f 4 f(x)... g 4 free fol ac... h 4 plank constant ... i 4 i cap... j 4 j cap.. k 4 k cap.... etc....

scenario thiri> > > > ah .. doz were da daes .. ven v untrobbeld folks used to kik soccer balls widout considering dem as !!projektyls??!!@@!$#?? i min ven ppl play futbol... i'm damn sure dey dont calcul8 u and cos theta wl der @ it .... or mebbe dey do... mebbe das y i suk @ futbol....
d(amn)/dt!! i thynk i need tuitions 4m roberto carlos.... 4 fy6... soccer is byond my range... or radr byond my r!!

jeez ... dis is crap.. fy6 ... kem... maths ... ol combyning ... lyk hel deyr kracking me up...
me down n out .... oh wait me d(own)/d(out)...

Njoi...

ps. in cayz ur wundring... da fy6 teech in ques is fictitious ... n so is da part abt deep==gadha [:^o].... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ...... ... .... 4 d uninitiated dt ws a Y!msngr emoticon ... luk it up.... oh n btw i hereby d(ecree) dt d stands 4 dummy ... ne tekrs???? naw?? d(amn)/d(u)!!

2 comments:

Mainak said...

roflcopter bro...gud 1...
keep up da gud wurk...
d(tor baba)/d(red)...
btw, deep == gadha is true...

Monsieur Mahlik said...

d(my baba)/d(red) == undfynd .... nawt diffrenciabel...
[4 doz hu hv naw idea wat i'm toking abt.............. don ask]