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Saturday, May 5, 2007

(Einglis).k

Englis klas in klas leven sexon K is turning out 2 b kwite a comedy.... and dat is d muther of undrst8mnts.... Da escapades hilarioso during da litrachur klasses r ovr now..... [aftr habing dissekted evry infinitesimal frakshun of walter mitty's mynd n hystory 4 da "benefit" of da haples teech..... 4m da various symptoms of hys psychlojikal disorders 4m bipolar disordr 2 skidzofreniuh.... 4m wedr he mae hav bin a german WW2 spy in da past 2 y he ws obsesd wid pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.... and of cors..."Maam hu is dis Dr.Ren**shaw??" .... nonbosconians may nawt undrstand da last bit ... sry abt dat...] .... but wel ol gud thyngs must cum 2 n end ... and if its bosco u spik of .. dey must necesssarili b replayced by b8r thyngs....

Frazal verbs ... 2 d obvious dlyt of ze K-sexon bakbenchrz... offer tremndus skope 4 adulterashun... or shall v sae purposeful manipulashun .................stil in d dark ??? reed on...

Our eng teech kips mekin da most un4givable errors... aftr d naive faux pas of asking us 2 analyz walter mittyz karacter da prev week.... she asks us 2 mek sentences... undr da usual demented opinion dat it wud [sumhow] kip us ocupied ... ... ... dat it did ... 2 gud mezzur...

ACT=>
fRUNT BENCH: Ramesh acted on da advyc of hys parents bcuz dey ...blah blah blah...
4th bench: Act, Act in da gawd4saken present!!!....
prof. shonku: He akted onstaje [short n sweet.... 2 short 4 da teech]
tommy: Khao Act 2 popkorn....#@$!%$%!$^~!@

Bak=>
manky: Bak off !!
teech: yes now mek a sentens wid dat...
manky: yes maam... "bak off!"
teech: ......
tommy: Maam dre's an xklamashun mark...
teech: oh!

Bear=>
bear out -> prof. shonku: da sine outsyd da zoo sed "bear out"
: bear out, plz col aftr 3...
misc: hey bear, out!!
: hey bear, down boy!!
bear on-> neo: da bear on d hot tin roof is hot.... !!@~%%~#~%##@!!!!
prof shonku: j**t is wat happens wen u hab a bear on u...
bear wid-> tommy:bear wid me ... dawg wid u....
bear up-> prof shonku: bear up, plz use an umbrella!!!#~~$!@$%*!!
tommy: bear up and down , round and round.... arre washing machine er ad eta... ki shob bhabchish!!??!!!

Break=>
break down -> txtbuk: da car broke down on d highhwae...
tommy: da printing press broke down......[aftrthot] .... on da highwae...
break into -> neo: d thief broke into the haus onli 2 reelyz it ws hys own .....
tommy: A rat broke in2 d thief's haus @ d sem tym....
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dass ol i cn thynk of @ d moment ... its damn l8 ......me dozing off... if my co-conspir8rs remba ne udr kwotes ... u noe my edres...
Njoi.....

1 comment:

swini said...

i like d way u spell stuf..for eg..."einglis"...lol..the blog was soo funny...the sentnce makin n stuf....its onli u ppl who can cum up wid dis(i mean d bosconians)...good job...n ya..tommy's answer for the act2popkorn rockd...manky's"!!"...wo dats wity!in ur words.."geo"..grt blog!